Pamisms
Accidental Drunk (N)- when you had zero intention of getting drunk because you had shit to do later but somehow ended up in this compromised state. Such a state could be caused by unknowingly drinking an entire bottle of wine, or having your friend convince you that one more drink won't do any harm, or just ordering a margarita and it's really strong and so you're down for the count.
Fun Facts (N)- these are tidbits of information that are related to or tangential to the topic but are not vital to the subject actually being addressed.
Fast Facts (N)- these are tidbits of information that are 100% vital to the topic and must be understood to comprehend what I am saying.